"U Orh Bi" Gathering - XY belated birthday!

The day ended very well. At first I kinda scared that we will run out of topic and there will be "cold" moment as we have not seen each for months already. End up everything turns up great. All of us were busying chatting and try to catch up on what each other is doing. But i gotta admit there are some sense of awkwardness when I see Alvin and the way he looked at me didn't seems to change but of cos his that kind of look is much lesser than last time. Lol.

Poor Tim was the target of the day. Haha. He kept teasing him about his gf as though we are like in our secondary school days. He too, also shared about a story the he heard from his gf. His gf told him that her female colleague enjoyed SM (Sadism and Masochism) very much. She likes to do role playing and also enjoys tying his husband on the bed, whip him and drip wax on his body O_O!! Perhaps it might be common to the westerner but over here? Eh no... It's really sadistic and sick!

The happy girl! We bought a woolen scarf for her and made a birthday card for her.


My food. Chicken chop =D


Alvin & Tim.The no longer "brokeback moutain" story. Haha.


LK's long awaited fish slice hor fun.


The 2 girls =)


Group photo =D Please take note of the kuku head beside me. Haha.


The card i made =)


Our little message for her

Sex in the car with your colleague's gf?

1 of my colleague, JW, always like to ask me tons of relevant or just pure lame question . So this afternoon, I decided to ask him 1 question back. Here goes my question...

"One day, you go drinking with a group of your buddy and your crush (she is already attached) is coming along. After the drinking session, your crush is totally drunk and you gotta send her home. When you reach her house, you tried to wake her up. She slowly open her eyes and mistaken you as her bf, she grab you and kiss. Then she got sexually arouse and wanna.... At this point of time, will you JUST DO IT?"

Guess what? My colleague said, "Just up her!" Then I was like "wao lao eh". Is it true that all guys will do the same? He even added that if he don't do it he will wasted the golden opportunity.

Then I turned the question to Kai, he said the same but it also depends on how close he and his crush's bf are. Then LK asked,"if the crush's bf is Willy (my bf)?" Then Kai said, "I will definitely do it! And I will text him 'Sorry' after that." Haha. Crazy fellow.

JW also said that, "I'd rather get a girl who has experience in sex than a virgin. It's so troublesome to teach the girl all over again. What's more, it's not going to be enjoyable." True? Not true? I thought many guys would want a virgin gf/wife. Haha.

Btw, I saw this picture on the net.

Norway — A speeding car driver was caught on a Norwegian highway having sex with his girlfriend while exceeding the speed limit of 100 km/h by driving at 123km/h "creating a various dangerous situation", said police.

What is your size?

Continue from previous post...

After lunch, my parent went back home whereas the rest of us went to buy a cake for my papa. Then we decided to buy a cake that we can design ourselves! =D

We were deciding what size of the cake to buy. There are 4 inch, 6 inch & 8 inch. I told my sis to buy a 4 inch but she said it's too small, then dear said, "ask your dad what is his size then we buy accordingly."Haha. All of us were really laughing so hard (if you know what's the joke all about).

My sis is drawing the mustache!

Our 6 inch cake for papa!

The final art piece done by the 4 of us! Not very nice but at least I think the mustache face looks cute. Haha.

Weee. My cute papa! May all his wishes come true =)

Papa's birthday @ Dian Xiao Er

Last Sunday was my father's birthday! My mama gave our family a treat @ Dian Xiao Er! The food there was really yummy!

The secret manual?

If you reach the place before 12:30pm, you will be given this and you will get to enjoy 20% discount =D

My sister ordering the food. We ordered the Family Set.

Our Soup of The Day.


Hong Kong Style Steamed Fish Slices. The fish is really tender! Fishes give you omega 3 so we should eat more fishes!

Duck Roasted w/ Angelica Herb!! MY FAVOURITE!!

"Dong Po" Pork. It also claim that the gelatin which may help improve skin complexion. Hohoho!

My dear pointed this out to me, he said this looks like a nipple. WAHAHAHA! Do you agree?


Braised Assorted Mushroom w/ Broccoli. I love mushrooms!


Prawn Baked w/ Butter n Black Pepper Sauce. Even if you're lazy to pluck the prawn shell but when you see these prawns, you will can't wait to suck out all the sauce and eat it clean. Haha.

Claypot eggplant.

My happy face! Hehe. Delighted with all the food!

My sis & her hubby.

*BUUURRP* No leftover except for the peanuts. LOL.

The interior design on the place.

Dian Xiao Er
Jurong Point
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Time
11.30am - 10.00pm (last order - 9.30pm)

What's wrong with this picture?

I took this picture when I went Haw Par Villa. More pictures coming up but first let's take a look at this picture.

Notice anything strange about this picture? Write in your comment below! Let's see who is smart enough to figure it out. Haha. It's pretty easy.

Where got ghost? *SPOILER*

When I first heard of the movie title, the first thing that come to my mind is, "sian, another lame jokes movie from Jack Neo". I didn't plan to watch it but my bf want to and so we went to watch it yesterday. Overall it was 95% laughter, 5% horror. Haha.

This movie consist of 3 shorts story...

Roadside Got Ghost
The first story start off with these 3 medium men 'using' the ghost to cheat people's money by performing a fake ritual. The lao da (boss) among the 3 men also claime that there is no ghost in this world, they don't have to be guilty of cheating those people's money as they are just helping those people to give them a peace of their mind.

After that their lao da ask his 2 ka kia (helpers) to buy fruits for him. However, both of them forget to buy the fruits and out of convinient, they take the oranges which supposed to be an offering for the death and gave it to their lao da.

The story then continue with their lao dao came up with a brillant idea to cheat even more money. They called civilians to buy the lottery (fromt 0000 - 9999) and asking them to donate a 20 percent of their winning money, if the winning numbers open.

Towards the ending of ths story, the lao da also gets a phone call mimicking what he is doing and the winning number is 6666 and he won both the second and first prize. Due to his arrogant, he refused to believe that these numbers will given by a spirit of a granny (the ghost whom they took the oranges). In the end, he died a very terrible death. He ate the oranges that is meant for the dead and so, he is punished.

7th month tips 1: So, the next time you forget to buy fruits back, do not take fruits that are for the hungry ghost or they might just take your life away....

Forest Got Ghost
Next is an army story and they are ask to perform a topographical exercise. The reservist men are instructed not to take shortcuts. However, there are 2 stubborn men decided to go the easy way out - SHORTCUT!

After a long walk in the forest, these two men got lost in the jungle and they do not even know how to read a compass! 1 of the man, saw a female tomb and out of curiosity he walk over and even comment about her being 'pretty'. His fellow buddy keep telling him not to comment anything. For the first night, they both see a red faceless ghost and it scares the shit out of them.

Then the next day, they continued their forest walk. They were thirsty and out of nowhere, a fat lady comes along selling drinks and even offer them to go to her house for shelter as it is raining. In the house, 1 of the soilder went to peep @ the fat lady bathing and saw a horrifed scene and they quickly run away from the house but they both fall down and they saw the fat lady's tomb just right infront of them!!

The later part of the story is abit crapy due to the 'David Footballfield'. It's quite ridiculous.

7th month tips 2: Don't ever take shortcuts & if you EVER see a tomb along your way, DO NOT COMMENT ANYTHING ABOUT THEM! Or they will come after you!

House Got GhostLast story is like the continue story from the movie Money No Enough 2. This story involves the 3 brothers and their mother who has already pass away 1 year ago. 3 of them dream or saw their mother coming back to haunt them.

They feel very sick & tired that their mother did not bless them with wealth. Unlike their friend, whose mother bless him with tons of wealth.

Towards the ending, their late mother actually save the 3 brothers from a terrible landslide. And as for their wealthy friend, he get cancer and only left with 1 more month to live. This story ended in a quite heartwarming way

7th month tips 3: Your late parent may not bless with wealth but they will be watching over you, protecting you in heaven and making sure you are safe. Money is not everything, health & safety are everything that money can't buy.

Conclusion: If you want to have a good laugh and get scared at the same time, you should watch this! Your money won't be wasted!

My Rating: 4/5

My worst BBQ ever!

Yesterday was my cousin 21st birthday. She celebrated her birthday by having a chalet at East Coast park. I was rather reluctant to go as we are not so close as cousin. Well, after all we still have to go as to give her family some "face".

When we reached there, the atmosphere was rather "cold". After that we decided to help ourselves with the food first as I'm famished! Other than the BBQ food, there's only been hoon, WHITE rice, curry and fishballs. -___- Alright, so I took some bee hoon with the curry. I went to look at the BBQ pit, there were 2 Ah Tiong BBQ-ing so I decided to eat my food and walk away.

After finishing my pathetic bee hoon, I wanted to BBQ for myself and my family but the 2 Ah Tiong were still occupying the 2 BBQ pit -____- I looked at them and they said, "Oh.. over here (pointing at the aluminium tray), all these are ready to eat." So poor me just went to aluminium tray and dig up some food to eat. I really don't need their service! I don't know why my cousin & her family are letting these 2 unknown Ah Tiong to BBQ. Probably they know these 2 but I don't =P

Just take a look at the pictures below.

Wow! Look at the corn! I think they really like the song, "Black & White" by Michael Jackson.

The left plate, once my sis put the sweet potato on the plate it immediate burn a hole on the plate.And the right plate, gosh... Is it a sweet potato or black charcoal?

Apart from the food, the host, the 'cut cake' section... everything was *vomit*. I shall not comment further. -___-