Monday, January 18, 2010

Tips for woman: If any slut is pestering your guy

I have a little conversation with my dear friend, SPY yesterday regarding some issue. Recently, there's this irritating bitch who keep pestering my bf. I was like argh! I feel like stabbing her and chop her into pieces.

Master SPY share some of her tips for me ... Here's what she said...

Do things the subtle ways... Be a wise woman!

If your guy got a girl, who likes him in his workplace
1: First warned your boyfriend about this girl
2: Talk about it opening
3: Dress up nicely to his workplace to show everyone two of you are very lovey dovey

If the girl is not working in his workplace

a) She bugs him on the phone.
Help him reply the sms that she sent, "sorry, probably you can look for him later.. he's soundly asleep by my side"

I'm quite sure the woman will be pissed.

2) If she call him
Pick up the phone for him. Talk to your bf while he is talking to the girl by saying, "Hey darling, put on ur clothes/pants first."

Haha.......!

or

you can say this "OMG! its that pork chop calling u again" or "dear, thanks for cooking this heart shape steak for me" then your bf gotta continue by saying "sorry, i'm busy right now, bye!"

Well, you can say anything u wan. =)

I know most woman will flare out and start to throw temper at their bf or even call up the 3rd party and start scolding her blah blah blah... but I guess that is not going to work. The more angry you are, the more happy the 3rd party is. Isn't it? Anyway, I hope whatever mention above is useful for whoever who is going through similar situation.

Lastly, my friend told me... "go n hold on to ur man ya! :D:D wish u great luck in chasing the pork chop away!"

I am not worried that my bf will run away and go with other woman. The reason is not because I'm like some proud and arrogant person, it's because I know the fact that he will be the one crying and living in sorrow if I leave him due certain incident. HAHA!! I shall not share the rest with everyone unless you are my good friends and interested to know.

What I need to do is to chase the pork chop away! Hmmm... Pork chop so nice to eat man. Wahaha!

6 comments:

a1l1n said...

not to be mean.. but what i noe is when a person change, he changes.. my best advice is.. trust no one but yourself ^^

Kristin said...

Who is changing? I didn't mention anything about my bf has a change of heart or what. Sorry I don't get what you mean. Hehe =)

alleo said...

yeah i agree with a1 XD and this topic is awesome XD now so for the guys who loves 3rd party out there be careful ahaha

a1l1n said...

haha.. kristin.. hmmm i dunno how to put in words~ anyway, this is indeed an awesome post~ thumbs up for tat ^^

ting said...

eh... nt bad lez.. next time can try.. GOOD tips lez.. PY is so lihai.. ahah..

Kelvin said...

Don't do this
"1: First warned your boyfriend about this girl"

Ur bf will think u r a gossiper. U have to look and talk generously. Talking openly is a good way:)